Listen to the beginning of this week
At first I tried to get some lady to tailor some shirts I had. She said she needed half an hour. I gave her an hour. When I went back, she said, "wait, I left them in my house, I'll go get them" so I sat there as she went to her house, got my shirts, came back, and the sewed them because she took them home and didn't sew them, just put them on the floor.
Then I found a hat that had been lost or 3 weeks, but then it fell out of my bag as I was riding my bag. Luckily, a nice citizen told me in his broken English that I dropped my hat. So as I turned around to go get it, I watched a guy kick it up onto his moto with his foot and drive away with it. Dang it.
Then as I was walking down the stairs my Birkenstocks exploded.
Then a kid (who was 6 years old, so it was kinda cute) threw rocks at us because we were trying to teach his parents. But that one was more cute than bad.
But the week all was made better when I watched a dude birth a pig. Meaning he pulled a Mike Rowe and got down and dirty to help this pig birth 12 piglets. SO MANY PICTURES. But they are extremely graphic. Email me if you want to see them.
Would you trust one of the fish they caught?
I saw a dude help a pig give birth this week.
How to pick fruit
How to watch a guy chop wood
How to Loco Moco
How to watch someone chop wood
How to watch them dip watch them nae nae
We had a really long ride
And I got really bored
And there was no one on the street
So I made flash cards (while riding my bike) and then memorized them all
We had to climb up on a bridge to cross it
How to be super stoked when your son finishes his mission
How to wear a really tight shirt when you do service