Dear Elder Slavens

Dear Elder Slavens
Elder Trenton J Slavens
Thailand, Bangkok/Arizona, Gilbert/
Texas Houston East
Elder Dallin J Slavens Cambodia, Phnom Penh
Elder Chancellor J Slavens Idaho, Twin Falls

Sunday, October 16, 2016

I don't want to hurt you, but I want you to get hurt

That is what my companion told me as we woke up one morning.

RED ALERT! RED ALERT! 
This is a call for help, people! I need the help of anyone who was there that one time that one person told me that one thing! I remember at some point in my life, a Cambodian woman (I remember not who it was) kept calling me, "Naughty boy..." without knowing how creepy it is. Please! If you were there, tell me where and when and who it was! I need to remember because it was so funny!

There was one night this week when the 4 people living in my house gathered around to hear Elder Ouk, my companion, tell Cambodian ghost stories. One was about a ghost that flies around and eats peoples gall bladders. Another ghost is just a flying head with intestines coming out of the neck that eats other peoples intestines. I don't know how these ghosts get in to eat just the innards. Pretty impressive. 

And somehow these incredibly lame ghost stories gave me nightmares. 

One day this week Elder Ouk had to sign up to vote. So we got to go visit his family and vote in his home town because it's mandatory to do it that way here. And he lives in the funnest orphanage in this whole dang country. We were fed well. 

And now for the life changing moment of the week. And it all is about Sister Trinh. Sister Trinh is a tiny Vietnamese Sister missionary who was called to serve in Cambodia, and is super quiet, until you get to know her. I am her missionary leader, so I got to know her. She changed my name to Elder Slavendurs and she always says she hates me and I laugh super hard after she says it. 

So to get back at her I told her there were no options, and she had to do the special musical number all by herself in a big meeting. She accepted, and then cried for 2 hours. I didn't know that until the day of the meeting. But then she got up and sang Joy to the World. And after she sang, she asked if she could say a word before she sat down. She said,

"I don't know why Elder Slavendurs asked me to sing today. There are many other missionaries that can sing much better than I. Actually, when I practice this song, my companion always smiled because I sing so bad! But now, I sing and am not scared. I can sing now! I am a good singer! And I will remember this day for the rest of my life, and for my eternal life also" 

And I just started bawling. I wasn't trying to change her life by asking her to sing, I was trying to PUNK her! But it made this big lasting effect on her! 

Moral of the story, I am a cry baby!

Ok bye

Me, Elder Ouk, and Elder Ouk's mom as we were going to sign him up to vote. 


​Me rockin' that classic zombie pose in a picture with Elder Ouks mom 


​I want her to be my mom. She said she would take me to Vietnam when I finish my mission. 


Me and Elder Ouk eating rice at the orphanage he was raised in 



Orphans


Babiesh


It is super rainy in Cambodge right now, so everyone's houses are flooded


On a boat 


CRUNCH! Would you believe me if I told you there was a Red Lobster in Cambodia? 


A member took a picture of me and used an app to turn me into a girl 


Even though Elder Waters in Brazil is busy baptizing someone every other second, he still has free time to get a haircut! Wow! #BallerBuzz 


​We did service this week building a road since it was so flooded 


​This was the handy work


A different angle, because allz da fans be wantin' more angles of dis facez 


They gave us food after 


​A classic spiritual thought after English class 


​Hello?


​We're going to visit some old Asian people 


​Flowers! 


Puppies


​Not a puppy...

Sunday, October 9, 2016

22 liters of a diet soda that will remain nameless

We all know it's you, Diet Coke.

I love you, Diet Coke.

I've moved up in the world. I have finally gotten a companion who was born and raised in Cambodia. His name is Elder Ouk and he is tiny. He is 5 foot 4, and 103 pounds. He has been a member for 3 years, he was raised in an orphanage owned by a member of the church, and he teaches me how to play cards like old Cambodian dudes and speak like an angry Cambodian woman. 

This week was wacko nutz. We had a million meetings and like no time to do anything. But all the meetings were way fun and GenCon'16 was way good. Especially the West Valley Choir. How cool were they?!?!??! There's not one weird looking guy in the whole choir! 


We watched Conference at the church. The 3 Americans watched up stairs while all the Cambodians watched the translated one downstairs together. I brought a pillow, blanket, and mattress from our house and set up fort. 

Next week we got even more meetings. Crazy Crazyy. 

If you don't have to go to meetings, shout hurray. 

Ok Bye. 


We had buffet sushi


​My new crush: A grandma


This van had 25 people packed into it


​Meeting number 1


Meeting number 2


​Watching conference 


​The best talk from conference


Elder Uhi left me 


My new companion 


​Just kidding. This is him. His name is Mara Ouk. You should all send him a letter. 




Sunday, October 2, 2016

My next companion is Cambodian

Hi 

This week was a(nother) holiday in Cambodia. Called Pshoom Ben. I think it is to celebrate your ancestors? Not sure. Let's just go with that. It's to celebrate your ancestors. And it is SUPER dumb. Everyone goes to their hometowns. Which means a ton of people leave. But also a ton of people come back who have been gone forever. So we got to make new friends. 

All of our new friends were drunk. 

Holidays in this dang country are just drinking days. It is so awesome. Alcohol is crazy, man! But drunk people are super fun. Me and Elder Osborne have a competition going to see who can get the most shirts from drunk people. They love giving you their shirts when they are drunk. We both are tied 1-1. 

We have one dude named Nevin who came out with us all day during the holiday and he laughed like a girl the whole day. He wasn't drunk, I think he was just drunk in love, I guess. 

We had a party eating baby duck eggs (what is that called? Bloot or somehing like that? Fertilized duck eggs?) with a dude, and he came to church cuz it was so fun and he was impressed with how many I could eat. 

Our mission president told us to take one day to clean our house since everyone was gone and there was nothing to do, and so we enlisted the help of our neighbors who are all 6 and had them scrub-a-dub dub our house for us. 

Ok cool, picture time


We had a dope nas party


​We ate way more noodles then one man needs 



And I totally caught him reading our Book of Mormon! Nice try....



​Me and Elder Osborne were comps 4 a day 



When walked to the house that was flooded in water 



Kids were playing in that sick water. No wonder they always have extra toes. ​



​Looks... appetizing 



​Kids being kids 



​Dinner



The new instagram face- Pig face (to rival 'duck face') 



I made a soup out of a fish head for a branch party. Doesn't it look GOOD?!?!


We had a mission wide movie night, and I got to re-unite with my fave companion ever 



This was where everyone ate my fish head soup 



They all hated it and we threw it away lol