It's the end of the world as know it.

WACK WEEK ALERT. 

Welcome. Let's get into it ok. Where do I begin. I can begin with we just had transfers so Elder Weston and I are no longer companions. I am now in a trio with 2 Elders. Elder Smith which was actually in my MTC group so we get to speak Thai hurray and Elder Waldrop. Smith is from California Sacramento, Waldrop is from somewhere in Utah. Cool stuff. We are going to be the coolest missionaries ever. I am in the same area so I have to remember all of the missionary work we have done. I am basically in charge right now. Good for me. But now we have to learn to teach with 3 people. And we have to sleep in an apartment meant for 4 people. We have 4 beds and 5 people. EXCITING. That's ok I love a nice cuddle. 

Besides that Angela and Faith the 2 girls we were teaching are progressing so much. They are amazing. We actually invited them to be baptized and they said YES! We are so happy. The sad thing is since they are related to Elder Weston he is taking them with him. We may be able to teach them and call each other but either way I am happy for them. 

I had to sadly say goodbye to Elder Hall and Elder Weston this week. I was companions with Elder Hall for 2 weeks about 12 weeks ago and with Elder Weston the other 10 weeks. I love them and will miss them. Happily Elder Williams still lives here so we get to party. 

Well that’s all for this week. It was pretty wack. Lots of moving around, many lesson, waxed legs, meeting, and sleeping at night. Good week. Enjoy life you crazies. 

Elder Slay

Elder I Waxed My Legs

Elder Speak Thai More

Elder I Hate Enchiladas

ผมต้องสอนผู้ชายเป็นภาษาไทยในสัปดาห์นี้  เจ๋ง

I got to teach a man in Thai this week. So cool.

Ether 12:27

#Chickenlittletitle

Dang this wings are dumb lit am I right? So sick. Straight baller. No cap. Lit

RIP the Elders living in apartment 2078. We are best friends, but not anymore. We dead. 

Baseball is a dangerous sport. Watch out. Be careful. Watch your head. STRIKE!

Elder Slavens waxed his legs. It was pain. I was dead. But this has been the best choice of my life. 

Smooth legs. Soft legs. Happy legs.

Straight sunset. Arizona has 10/10 sunsets. It is true!

Nice to meet you

Hello, my name is Elder Slavens. I am 19 years old. I am from California. I am around 6 feet tall. I weight 162 thanks to Quarantine. I have been a missionary for 6 months. I like Jamba juice and chicken.

Now that that introduction is out of the way let's get to it. 

"Near far, wherever you are, I believe that my heart will go on". -A song I wrote in the 3rd grade. This is the chorus. Enjoy

Previously on Elder Slavens life: Quarantine

This week on Elder Slavens life: Quarantine

This week we got to teach ANGELA more! Guess what. We also got to teach her sister FAITH. They are both at different places in their testimonies and with us teaching the lessons to them, so it is pretty exciting. We taught Angela the first 3 lessons then Faith said "I want to learn too", so we had to start the lessons again for her but it is like a review for Angela. It has been very confusing. We believe Angela is ready for baptism but we are not sure about Faith so we are taking our time to see when they will both be ready. It has been very exciting and amazing. They are loving the lessons and are reading and truly growing. It is my favorite. They are so happy. Yay for happiness!

Also as I said I have been a missionary for 6 months this week. I hit 6 months and have been inside my whole entire mission. It is pretty wacky. I did not expect I would be here in Arizona and I did not expect to be inside for the past 4 months, but guess what, GOD DID. He knew all along. So silly. But I've loved every second and am so happy with my mission. Yes being in Thailand would make me happy, yes being outside would make me happy but I am grateful for my time and look forward to what my mission brings.

That's all for now. Well also this week I heard a rumor that Michelle Obama is actually a man named Michael. Let me know if that is true. Now that would be exciting. Love you all. Enjoy your life. Follow God and be happy like Angela and Faith. 

BYE 

Elder Slavens

Elder Long Mission Already

Elder Thaiman

D&C 121:6-7

Hello my name is Elder Slavens. I love to sleep and I love to play volleyball. I also love to be barefoot.

สวัสดีผมชื่อเอ็ลเดอร์สะเลเว็นส์ผมรักการนอนหลับและผมชอบเล่นวอลเลย์บอลผมยังรักที่จะเท้าเปล่า

I ate this today. It's called a cheeseburger. it was from a place called 5 Guys. I heard they sell burgers and fries maybe?

We were filming a video and idk I guess the camera just accidentally took this picture of me. Idk looked nice. #photogenic

So as a missionary you have to burn a tie at 6 months. I did not want to burn a tie. I enjoy my ties and wearing them. 

I improvised. I drew my own. It looks so good. This was pre burn. My tie burnt up real quick. dang. 

4 missionaries. We all love God. We all love Jesus Christ. We all love Arizona. We all love quarantine. Amen

I got addicted to cookie dough this week. I ate this whole tub. I have never felt happier. So satisfied. So full. 

I'm gonna name my child Spongebob

Evening fellow humans living here on Earth. Tis I Elder Slavens. I have returned for yet another email. How exciting right!

I feel like Corona is that friend nobody really likes. Corona is just always here and doesn't go away. Rude right. It's crazy how long this stuff has lasted. Maybe it'll end one day. Who knows. 

Missionary work and my life have been pretty much the same. I am inside, I make videos on Facebook, I speak Thai by myself, the couch is my best friend. Good stuff out here in Gilbert, Arizona. For anyone wondering, no I have not heard anything about Thailand or when I will be going. They do not tell us much here. I have heard Thailand is getting better and they can go outside and such but I still have no clue when I can go there. We shall see. 

But here is a mega positive. I didn't write about this last week but we are teaching someone now. Her name is Angela. She is Elder Weston (my companions) cousins daughter. He barely knows her but we have been able to teach her and it is amazing. She is from Idaho and she is learning and growing so much. We have taught her about 5 times now and it has been so coooool. She did not know much about the gospel or the church really before but man she knows a lot know. She is the best. Angela has had amazing experiences with prayer and reading the scriptures already. Wow I love it. 

Also as I said we are making lots of Facebook videos. True. This week we made the best video on planet earth. We duct taped me to a door and took me around all these places. It sounds cool right. Opposite. Well it was cool, but not temperature cool. It was 110 degrees and I was taped for 3 hours. Worth it. 

I have a confession. I have held my pencil wrong my whole life. I have always been made fun of for holding it wrong. That is changing right now. I am teaching myself to hold my pencil the right way. It sucks, not going to lie it is really awful. I can barely write and it's mega chicken scratch. That is ok, I am improving. Also I still have a cast so that doesn't help. But wish me and my hand luck. 

Enjoy reading this. Now enjoy your week. Now I will say goodbye. Goodbye bye bye. 

Oh if anyone has ideas for videos we can make let me know. I'll literally do anything. Thanks. Bye.

Elder Slavens

Elder Duct Tape

Elder 118 Days Inside

สัปดาห์นี้ผมสอนผู้ชายจากประเทศไทยในภาษาไทยให้เย็นใช่ใช่ผมเป็นลำโพงไทยมืออาชีพ

This week I taught a man from Thailand in Thai. So cool right? Yes, I am a professional Thai speaker.

Genesis 28:15 The Bible is mega confusing but this verse is cool.

This is Elder Bahian once again. He took this selfie on my phone. Thought you would like it. Welcome.

So here I am taped to a door. The tape is  suppose to like resemble mistakes that hold you back. 

It makes sense. I promise. 

Enjoying myself being taped to a wall. Eh not really, but it was fun not going to lie. Try it! 

BEHIND THE SCENES. NEVER BEFORE SEEN FOOTAGE. I CAN'T STAND ON MY OWN AS A DOOR. SAD!

I would just like to thank my Mom for letting us look really cool. If anyone knows Spongebob Squarepants 

tell him I am his biggest fan. Thanks lots.

I mean a big fat man with a long white beard

Hello friends and family and pets, and rodents, and alligators. I am back. I have returned. I am here once again. I am still alive, I am still inside. 

Another week has gone by. It feels as if the weeks are getting faster. I guess that is a positive considering every day is exactly the same and I don't move much more than 7 feet in a day. Ok, I move more than that but still, you get it. 

This week t'was very similar to every other week of my whole mission. Inside, study, call people, sit down, eat food, go insane, go on walks. It's the best. My favorite part of the year. It's the most wonderful time of the year. Speaking of Christmas, Elder Weston and I got in an argument this week. He thought the song “Santa Claus is coming to town” by Michael Bublé ended with "I mean a big fat man with a bright red suit". Incorrect. Crazy boy. I mega proved him wrong. Take that. I know everything about Michael Bublé.

Drumroll please. And now I will discuss my wrist. I went to the doc and was not sure what was going to happen. I sat and got X-rays and then the Doc said, "Well cool your wrist is doing better". So now I have a fancy new purple cast. They allowed me to move my thumb so I am happy. Last time they casted my thumb. Not this time. Nope. It doesn't stink anymore horray. So I am most likely not getting surgery and I am going back to get a CT scan in 3 weeks to see how it’s doing then. Exciting stuff. Wish me luck then.

Tis all this fancy week. Enjoy life, enjoy the sun, enjoy the Gospel you alligators.

Elder Slavens

Elder Bublé

Elder Gator Hunter

คืนนี้สำหรับมื้อเย็นผมกินไก่เทอริยากิผมอร่อยใช่มั้ย

Tonight for dinner I am eating teriyaki chicken how yummy am I right?

Alma 34:39 PRAYER IS GOOD

Well this was for a video but I thought you may enjoy it. So enjoy this. 

I love Doritos, also the Church is true. 

This week it was Elder Weston's birthday. We didn't have a cake, we didn't have candles, 

we didn't have ice cream. We did have nachos and a napkin though. He liked it. 

We hiked again and found a cave/mine thing. How cool. It said it was dangerous. 

I guess I am a risky Elder. 

This is my buddy Elder Bahian. You may remember him. We are best friends. 

While hiking we talked about his Grandma and what she likes to do. Great conversation. 

The sky. Maybe there aren’t many cool buildings in Gilbert, but at least we have the sky. 

It's always there willing to take photos with me.